sunrisingblog:

This Japanese Trailer for Dragon Quest X 3DS Just Made Me Jealous of Japan

Look at the screens in the video. You normally don’t see that kind of graphics on the Nintendo 3DS!

I’d sell both my kidneys for this game in English…

He’s picking flowers

He’s picking flowers

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Waving Hello to You [boredpanda]

Previously: Perfectly Timed Dog Photos

themadkingreigns:

This is the greatest Youtuber of All Time

Congratulations to (finally) reaching 1 million subscribers, Cr1tikal!

nowyoukno:

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nowyoukno:

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This month has been terribly depressing. My dear, darling Milo was put down and then cremated. I have been in a coma-like state of depression for weeks. I only had that cat for a few months before he was diagnosed with FIP, but I bonded with him. He was my baby. I can’t look at a picture of a cat without bawling now. I was in such a state after he died that I overdosed on my sleeping medication. It’s a wonder I’m not dead.

My mother saw my miserable self and apparently thought, “I know what’ll cheer Emma up! I’ll get her a guinea pig! That’ll cure everything!”

So two weeks ago I woke up with a guinea pig shoved in my lap. A black and white guinea pig. Black and white just like Milo. My mom was all smiles and talking about how cute the guys at Petco were. We unloaded the new cage and guinea pig accessories. We set up the guinea pig’s new home and I dubbed the creature Mollie. Mom cooed over the little creature while I put on my best fake smile. Internally I was screaming, 

"I DON’T KNOW A F*CKING THING ABOUT GUINEA PIGS!" 

I’ve never had a guinea pig before! I’m a hamster and gerbil person! I’ve never owned a guinea pig! They’re too big! I’ve always thought of them as over-sized hamsters! I never wanted a guinea pig!

Of course I can’t tell Mother that. I have to pretend to like the thing. I have attempted to bond with Mollie, but this process has only proven that I am not guinea pig owner material. Mollie is very skittish. She doesn’t like being held and she’s peed all over my shirts. I let her run around my bedroom for exercise, but she spends most of that time hiding under my dresser. 

Also, Mollie doesn’t make normal guinea pig sounds. I thought guinea pigs made those cute little squealing and squeaking sounds. Mollie doesn’t make cute sounds. No, when she sees me she makes this deep growl in the back of her throat. 

I think my guinea pig is possessed. 

So now I’m no longer depressed. I’m depressed and I have a pet that absolutely hates me. I’ve been researching guinea pigs to try and make Mollie’s life as comfortable as possible. I would buy Mollie a companion, but sine my hamster Blondie is still alive and in her twilight years, I’d rather wait before buying another guinea pig. The odds are the next guinea pig will hate my guts too. 

Sigh. 

ikkyu-no-yume:

IMG_1111 by 日升木子 on Flickr.

prismplague:

 I laughed so hard I cried at the last gif